"where’s the straight pride parade?!"
there you go
you found it
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
— (via nyjahatuatao)
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me